This has nothing to do with anything, but I really, really like guy pants.
(On guys too, but...) THEY ACTUALLY FIT. And I don't need to try on every *#@! pair on before I buy them. They actually come in *GASP!* logical sizes! And the sizes are consistent between brands! Will the wonders never cease.
If you hadn't guessed, I just got back form the grocery store with 4 pairs of pants that fit in less than half an hour. I think this is some sort of record. WOOT!